Morally Superior Titties

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Hey, now that that’s out of the way, call me Coco!

Here are some personal tags to help you find and filter stuff on my blog:

coco speaks - chit chat and updates about my own life and what I’m up to

coco writes - my fiction writing!

coco does art - drawings and sketches by me

coco sings - my music tag! Contains both audio and videos

coco covers six - my specific tag for my covers of songs from Six the Musical

another party favour from the sack of nightmares - my health tag. The sack of nightmares being my body.

coco will not shut up about this one - stuff (mostly politics, sometimes fandom wank) I feel particularly passionate about

ask coco - asks people have sent me!

I generally tag common triggers (bugs, alcohol and drug mention/use, body horror etc.) but if there’s something specific I post about occasionally that you’d rather not see, please shoot me an ask and I’ll see what I can do!

Enjoy perusing my silly little corner of the internet!

Addition, 3/9/21: I freaking love ask games. And tag games. And regular asks, although I keep anon off due to some death threats some militant vegans were sending me a while back. But yeah, never fear that you’ve sent me an ask game too old! I love ask games so much I will literally scroll back in my blog to find it so I can answer for you ^-^

Addition, 17/3/22: Please remember that most banter-y Tumblr posts are made by people who chat outwith their dashboard. If you see me bantering with someone, we’re probably chatting about it somewhere else and you’re just seeing the funniest parts of the conversation. It’s okay for them to make fun of me because it’s probably an in-joke. If I don’t know you and you make fun of me, it reads like a straight up insult even if you didn’t mean it that way. Tumblr etiquette, people.

Addition, 13/6/22: I’m not fussed by folk under 18 years of age following me, whatever, if you’re digging the content That’s Grand. But please curate your own internet experience! It’s not my fault if you don’t like something I reblog - this is my wendyhouse and it’s fucking weird for you to try to tell me what colours I’m not allowed to paint the walls.

thatlittleegyptologist:

Has anyone done this yet…or?

(via whatalifeimighthaveknown)

manywinged:

manywinged:

nothing will make you think “i have got to get weirder” more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you’re like a normie to them

“sicko feedback loop” is a warrior’s bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

(via whatalifeimighthaveknown)

ayeforscotland:

ayeforscotland:

Fucking hell.

N-word discovered in British government official documents regarding asylum seeker applicants.

Full article:

Now n-word found in official immigration documents

Exclusive: Demand grows for an investigation into the presence of the n-word in official documents after The Independent exposed a string of

The Independent

sk8rboi93:

prohaloplayer:

prohaloplayer:

as an adult you can bring the cutting boardto your desk it is okay to do

nobody gets mad at you

i’m mad at you

(via miabrown007)

jcrewguy:

ALT

(via thebibliosphere)

garlic-but-gay:

stormy-blue-skies:

official-lucifers-child:

beckaboi:

lazygravez2:

beckaboi:

*says a fact in a conversation and a wikipedia citation appears next to my head*

*clicks the citation*

*text pops up saying “this is not true. He saw this in a youtube video once in 2014 and took it as fact”. the words “youtube video” are underlined and in blue”

*clicks on the link*

Originally posted by nostalgicjukeboxgiffed

Bitches out here roleplaying internet trolling

(via krindor)

scrubfeast:

scrubfeast:

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

(via pilferingapples)

weaselle:

aroaloe:

aroaloe:

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

i love that tumblr uses polls for stuff like this

(via leninouche)

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

neofooturism:

wyd after eating this

After you eat that you sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Sed rhoncus.

(via leninouche)

hiveswap:

hiveswap:

He got crucified wat rhe fucj

Hey do you guys want joint custody of this post

(via krindor)